Score: 10

"Incredible - Quite Possibly the Best Game on NG."

submission: Thing-Thing 4

date: April 6, 2008

Well, this game absolutely, completely, is blowing me away.

The graphics are beautiful. Once again we have a wide variety of ways to customize our character, nice-looking scrolling backgrounds, and great attention to detail, (the way your character smoothly transitions from walking, to running, to backflipping, to jumping, several different muzzle flashes!). I know other people have had issues with lag, but I was amazed that there was literally no lag at all on my (admittedly relatively new) machine, even when I had guns blazing with what seemed like 20 enemies on screen, and on high quality too!

Gameplay is great; it was much more fast-paced than any of the earlier Thing-Things, and you never can get tired of killing endless hordes of security guards! Controls were intuitive and spot-on. I will go so far as to say that this is what Madness Interactive should have been! While we're on the subject of Madness Interactive, I'd like to make my one suggestion. Instead of having the lead pipe (where does he carry it!), if its possible it would be better to have a physics based close combat system like in Madness Interactive, or at least be able to use your guns as close combat weapons (maybe ones with bayonets have damage bonuses?).

Overall, a very, very solid performance. This game is near console quality, and is certainly one of the best games on Newgrounds, if not the internet.

Score: 4

"Pretty looking - But has a bad glitch."

submission: Yet another Pong

date: March 15, 2008

It's obvious that you spent a long time making this game look nice, but the ball frequently gets stuck on or behind the enemy paddle, making the game almost unplayable. Other than that I can't say very much, it is "yet another pong."

Score: 6

"A big glitch"

submission: Urban Wizard 3- Invasion

date: September 18, 2007

It's obvious that you put a lot of time and effort into making this game, but when I got to the first boss, my arms (along with my weapons) disappeared. You may have heard this already from previous reviews, but I hope it's fixed soon because I want to play through the whole game.

Score: 5

"Average, distracted me for a little while"

submission: Tam Tower Challenge

date: May 10, 2007

It was fun for about 15 minutes, which is more than most games of luck like this one can do. BTW, the maximum you can win is $785,859,375.

Score: 2

"Would be a good game, but too many glitches."

submission: Not So Merry

date: December 11, 2006

First of all, it wouldn't show me the instructions when I clicked on it. Secondly, it always showed that I had collected 0 presents, even though I had collected all of them. And lastly, it stopped working when I got to about the 5th level. Don't think I'm just listing faults, I think it has the potential a great game, but I would go and fix a few more bugs first.

Score: 10

"Ha HA"

submission: 8 clock!?

date: September 29, 2006

The Clock Crew can make a seriously funny movie at times. That was very oddly entertaining.

Score: 7

"It was cute but...."

submission: Axe Vs Tag

date: August 20, 2006

They both smell like forced prune juice down an old man's throat, then bathed in his bowel movement mixed with an equal quantity of spray paint, after aging it for 3 months in a septic tank. LOL.

Score: 10

"Amazing game, make more!"

submission: -Telepath RPG Chapter 1-

date: July 29, 2006

I really liked it. It was really entertaining and challenging. I thought the boss battle was too easy, but it might be because I made money fast by saving the game, then gambling and saving when I won and loading when I didn't. Btw, is there a "good" ending?

Score: 9

"Amazing, but add a save game function."

submission: Chompy The Great

date: July 18, 2006

It is very addictive, I dont know how long I spent on it, but I died at the last level. WAAAH! :(

Score: 9

"Cute"

submission: What are the Odds?

date: July 14, 2006

Hmm... God cheats in casino games? Funny idea, you can expect to see this on the front page. In fact, I'll bet you $10 that it will (heh heh, sucky joke).